Por que a galinha atravessou a rua, versão metal

Então, pra inaugurar, lá vai uma coisa engraçadinha que eu recebi por email.
Teorias de porque a galinha atravessou a rua, de acordo com bandas de metal.

Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

HammerFall: To come to the home of the brave!

My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! To rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

Type O Negative: ......

Deicide: To fuck your God and rape the angels!

Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

Avantasia: To fly on the wings of destiny!

KoЯn: To get away from abusive parents.

Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time it dies...

Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...

Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

Yngwie Malmsteen: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!

Ozzy Osbourne: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

Metallica: To sue the other chicken for crossing his road!

Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

Running Wild: ARrr!!!!!!!! Because it was headed for PORT ROY-AL! CRY OF FREEDOM ON THE SEA! PORT ROY-AL! WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOAH!!!

Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Evergrey: To search for the truth

Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN' DENIM, WEARIN' LEATHER?

Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..

System of a Down: For selfrighteous suicide

Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there.

Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of Blashyrkh... Mighty grim Ravendark...

Bal-Sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

Andromeda: Chicken = 2 Chicken

Bruce Dickinson: He didn't want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

Dark Funeral: To worship satan!

Arch Enemy: It walks the road, with fire on its claws, eye for and eye, the chicken is Nemesis!

Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

Limp Bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to Dublin!

Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*

Pantera: To cross the cemetery gates...

Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!

Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...

Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehe hehehahahaha!!!

Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green.

Finntroll: Han for iväg med sina trollvänner för att slakta nagra kristna!!